Alison Morrison's MySpace April Fool's joke should provoke a bit of discussion. It's a tinkly piano version of Black Eyes Peas' song about Lady Lumps. Now we're not big fans of Miss Morrissey OR that familiar with the original track but this is a strong statement about how badly contemporary music often depicts women. She's got nice nellies, too.
London Underground have condemned the extreme sportsman who skied down the longest escalator in Europe at Angel tube station. This is not due to the risk of injury, but the fact that he should have been skiing on the left hand side. The right is reserved for standing passengers only. Watch it noooooooowww.....
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences have ordered YouTube to remove all clips of this year's ceremony. Pretty tight we think, as the official Oscars site only has a five minute highlights clip. The most popular snippet was this comedy song by Will Ferrell and Jack Black. Watch it now.
Basketball star Tim Hardaway declared on a US talk show that he hates gay people and wouldn't want them in his changing room. We'll we've found some nudey footage of him IN the changing room and if any gay gentlemen manage to knock one out to the video, leave us a comment. When we reach a hundred we'll get in touch with Hardaway's people and let him know how many guys he's brought off. That'll learn him. See the video here.
American comic Andy Dick was booted off the Jimmy Kimmel's chat show in the States for trying to grope Ivanka Trump. Looks a little bit set up to us, but still slightly uncomfortable viewing. Have a feel.
A US cockpit video has been released into the public domain of a "friendly fire" incident in Iraq which killed a British soldier. Popov36 is the A-10 tank buster aircraft who makes the engagement following military misinformation from his associates. If anyone can tell us what we're meant to be looking at here please leave a comment. Watch this video.
The media are accusing Paris Hilton of making racist comments at a party as a new expozay video hits the web. From watching the tape it's quite clear that her use of the word "niggas" is in the homie / brother context. It's all in the pronounciation we suppose, but will this madness never end? Hear Paris say the 'n-word'!!!
This mobile phone clip of a bride-to-be freaking out about her haircut turns out to be the work of four aspiring Canadian actresses. Bridezilla Jodi Behan is set to be the biggest star, as she was the only one prepared to cut her hair off. We were hoping for a bald finale after all that hype, but it's still funny. And convincing. Watch it here.
Marine Atlantic claim that a mislabelled video on YouTube is harming their bookings. The clip was tagged as MV Caribou, one of their ferries that links Newfoundland with Cape Breton. Apparently it's nothing like their vessels and was possibly shot off the coast of New Zealand. Wherever it may be, they're having a pretty rough ride so we've put some gentle music on it to help you find your sea legs. Watch it now.
British TV presenter Richard Hammond almost came a cropper last year trying to break the land speed record. BBC2s Top Gear finally aired the footage last night, and Richard received a hero's welcome on his return to the show. This is quite literally Car Crash Television.
