Ryan Fitzgerald, an unemployed 20-year-old who lives with his father in Southbridge, MA has given out his mobile number on You Tube. He had 5,000 calls over the weekend and says he was inspired by that Free Hugs bloke. We have no idea what he says when you call him and, from what can be seen of him in the video, we have no intention of finding out. He's threatening follow up videos of the calls so watch this space...
Richard Gere controversially kissed Shelpa Shitty at an AIDS awareness rally in New Delhi yesterday. Aside from the fact that public displays of affection are taboo in India we think Dicky's technique is a little bit rapey. Judge for yourself
We can all relate to Montreal TV Writer Claude Landry who lost his rag and scooped up a filthy mess, tossing it back into the lap of a man who had just emptied his car ashtray on the sidewalk. Landry runs away leaving the guy fuming. That's a pun on the French word 'to smoke' which is a good link as this video is all in French.
We love this candid little video of Pete Doherty jamming at home with girlfriend Kate. Babyshambles' label Parlaphone deny knowing "where it came from" but it is obviously a viral campaign for a new release and Pete is obviously happy with the take of 'KP Nuts' we see here. Watch two almost normal people.
Alison Morrison's MySpace April Fool's joke should provoke a bit of discussion. It's a tinkly piano version of Black Eyes Peas' song about Lady Lumps. Now we're not big fans of Miss Morrissey OR that familiar with the original track but this is a strong statement about how badly contemporary music often depicts women. She's got nice nellies, too.
London Underground have condemned the extreme sportsman who skied down the longest escalator in Europe at Angel tube station. This is not due to the risk of injury, but the fact that he should have been skiing on the left hand side. The right is reserved for standing passengers only. Watch it noooooooowww.....
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences have ordered YouTube to remove all clips of this year's ceremony. Pretty tight we think, as the official Oscars site only has a five minute highlights clip. The most popular snippet was this comedy song by Will Ferrell and Jack Black. Watch it now.
Basketball star Tim Hardaway declared on a US talk show that he hates gay people and wouldn't want them in his changing room. We'll we've found some nudey footage of him IN the changing room and if any gay gentlemen manage to knock one out to the video, leave us a comment. When we reach a hundred we'll get in touch with Hardaway's people and let him know how many guys he's brought off. That'll learn him. See the video here.
American comic Andy Dick was booted off the Jimmy Kimmel's chat show in the States for trying to grope Ivanka Trump. Looks a little bit set up to us, but still slightly uncomfortable viewing. Have a feel.
