Here's that clip featuring three seconds of Paris Hilton stripping (wow) to the track 'Hot Potato' by The Wiggles, an Australian kiddies band. We reckon that 'She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain When She Comes' would've have been a more imaginative choice of soundtrack but if you think you can do better, let us know in the comments. Cheap tart.
Wannabe TV Show "Britain's Got Talent" contestant Richard Bates has been outted as a registered sex offender and removed from the contest. Seemingly he was convicted for indecent assault after tickling the feet of a 14 year old boy. Not sure that quite puts him in the hardcore paedo brigade, but we wouldn't want him doing his act around OUR kids. See him in action here. ON THE SHOW THAT IS!!!
Belgian newsreader Eric Boever has apologised for his allegations that French president Nicolas Sarkozy was drunk when giving a press conference. Here at King Nutter Towers we asked our France correspondent to provide subtitles so non-Francais speaking viewers can decide for themselves. Pass the Pernod.
Security doesn't look too tight as George Bush gets mobbed by a crowd of Albanian wellwishers. A fact exploited by the enterprising individual who pinches his watch. Keep your eyes on his wrist (and eBay) for the elusive timepiece. Now you see it, now you don't.
Computer trickery has brought legendary British comedian Bob Monkhouse back from the dead in an awareness video for the illness that killed him. The "Give a Few Bob" campaign is to raise money for a prostate cancer charity. Who next? Steve Irwin advertising fish fingers? Look. A ghost.
Sony may be forced into issuing an apology for using Manchester Cathedral as the setting for a computer game. The Church of England calls the bloodthirsty sequence in "Resistance: Fall of Man" insensitive due to the fact that Manchester has been so scarred by gun violence in recent years. Might sound a bit crazy but imagine the reaction if it was set in a mosque. Take the tour.
Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys unknowingly aired his true feelings whilst criticising Scotland's recent international fixture in the Faroe Islands. Apparently only HD viewers got to hear the gaffe due to "technical errors", but for us mere mortals you can see what he said here.
Rap singer Akon has been caught mistreating children again. He was filmed from many angles throwing a young male fan off stage and King Nutter brings you the definitive edit. New York police are searching for the fifteen year old projectile to assess if any damage was done. Tasty lawsuit wethinks. (Thanks to Luke in Holland for pointing us to this one) Duck!!!
This promo for the London 2012 Olympics was pulled from the official website when photosensitive viewers reported having grand mal attacks triggered by the flashing colours. Thanks to Smokey and Chris for sending us the full video. WARNING: Do not view wearing epilettes.
Video. Perry Caravello is suing Johnny Knoxville for the $10 million promised to him for getting his knob snapped in a mousetrap. For those of you squinting through the vid and wondering why he does it twice: well, the first time he only puts a bit of his sack in. What a bellend.
