LATEST: Burnley teenager Nathan Campbell has been jailed for four months for reaching speeds of 120mph on the M65 and posting the evidence on YouTube. A local newspaper reported that he passed his driving exam after only eight lessons so he covered a lot of ground quickly as a learner too. We reckon that anyone filming a speedometer with such care while driving, even at 10mph, should be banged up. Step on it.
We were considering a blanket ban on all Paris Hilton stories and then we heard that MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski refused to talk about her on The Morning Joe Show. She had a lighter at the ready to torch the offending script but one of her colleagues sadly stops her. Health and Safety and all that. Where's the fire?
Skateboarding on the pavement in Hot Springs, Arkansas is illegal and P.C Joey Williams is there to enforce the law. In this video you see him accost, choke and generally manhandle a group of skaters including a young girl. Personally we'd rather see people nailed for using their mobiles while driving but hey, that's only lethal. Hit the floor!
Manhunt 2 has become the only prohibited game in the UK after the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) condemned its “unremitting bleakness” and promotion of “casual sadism”. Well if this compilation of "ways to kill" from the first instalment is anything to go by, we wholeheartedly agree. Only to be watched by the mentally stable.
183 viewers got in a tizzy about this dramatic sequence in UK Soap Opera 'Eastenders' on Monday night. The climactic scene sees heavily pregnant Dawn tied to a bed while 'Mad' Dr. May threatens to perform a caesarian and take the baby from her. So here it is in full, as the chances of it making the Sunday repeat are slim. Where's the soap?
Here's that clip featuring three seconds of Paris Hilton stripping (wow) to the track 'Hot Potato' by The Wiggles, an Australian kiddies band. We reckon that 'She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain When She Comes' would've have been a more imaginative choice of soundtrack but if you think you can do better, let us know in the comments. Cheap tart.
Wannabe TV Show "Britain's Got Talent" contestant Richard Bates has been outted as a registered sex offender and removed from the contest. Seemingly he was convicted for indecent assault after tickling the feet of a 14 year old boy. Not sure that quite puts him in the hardcore paedo brigade, but we wouldn't want him doing his act around OUR kids. See him in action here. ON THE SHOW THAT IS!!!
Belgian newsreader Eric Boever has apologised for his allegations that French president Nicolas Sarkozy was drunk when giving a press conference. Here at King Nutter Towers we asked our France correspondent to provide subtitles so non-Francais speaking viewers can decide for themselves. Pass the Pernod.
Security doesn't look too tight as George Bush gets mobbed by a crowd of Albanian wellwishers. A fact exploited by the enterprising individual who pinches his watch. Keep your eyes on his wrist (and eBay) for the elusive timepiece. Now you see it, now you don't.
Computer trickery has brought legendary British comedian Bob Monkhouse back from the dead in an awareness video for the illness that killed him. The "Give a Few Bob" campaign is to raise money for a prostate cancer charity. Who next? Steve Irwin advertising fish fingers? Look. A ghost.
