Eva Mendes Nipple Slipple

Latina Actress Eva Mendes has a slight wardrobe malfunction about 15 seconds into this advert for a Calvin Klein smellie. YouTube keep taking it down so here it is in it's permanent glory. 

Helen Clark Drunk

Former MP Helen Clark got refused booze in a Peterborough hotel. It appears in this video that she was tanked up enough anyway. YouTube have removed it on the threat of legal action so, as you're my beshtest mate, here it is for your viewing pleshure... 

Chris Crocker

We reckon this guy is trying to carve out a career for himself with some over the top amateur dramatics, but there's no doubt (s)he makes intruiging watching. Meet Chris Crocker, who after this little outburst sticking up for Britney Spears, clearly deserves the title of the oddest person on the planet. For now... 

Trevor Not Racist

And he's not funny either. This stuff is all written by scriptwriters and read off an autocue. Here's the moment that news anchor Trevor McDonald calls Bernard Manning a "Fat White Bastard" on the show News Knight. Funny Clip. 

Hit Me Baby One More Time

There were so many possible one-liners for this one. Britney Gears. Oops! I Did It Again. Hit Me Baby,(You Drive Me) Crazy, etc. Either way - Britney crashed her car. Don't get excited though - the speed hardly threatened anyone or anything other than her ego, but listen for the "concerned" photographers... 

Beyonce Falls Video

It's no wonder Beyonce falls off stage during this show in Orlando, Florida. Spinning her head around like that. Everyone knows you have to do it again in the opposite direction to even it out. Whoops. 

Thriller Prisoners

The footage of these Philippino prisoners doing a morale and discipline enhancing Thriller routine was taken by a resident security consultant. By all accounts he takes requests for what they should do next. We suggest The Birdie Song, but feel free to leave better puns in the comments section. They're not like other guys. 

Lily Allen's Third Nipple

Lily Allen revealed on Channel 4's Friday Night Project that she is blessed with an extra nipple. Sadly guest panellist Myleene Klass didn't display any superflous rude bits however we have heard that she has webbed feet. Scaramanger! 

One Laptop Per Child

The One Laptop Per Child (OLPC) federation has made a deal with Intel which will lessen the digital divide between the developed and underdeveloped worlds. The silicon giant had previously been trying to undermine the OLPCs attempts by bringing out their own "Classmate PC". This isn't really a YouTube vid in the news, but we thought you'd like to see this hands on video of the $100 laptop itself. You KNOW you want one. 

Jonathan King Shipman Song

Convicted paedophile and music producer Jonathan King has written this outrageous ska tune in support of mass murderer Harold Shipman. The lyrics of the ditty suggest that Shipman was innocent and was merely putting his elderly victims out of their misery. And you thought "Entertainment USA" was cringeworthy...