...with Adam Croot. He's the jilted geezer that's auctioning his spare place on a Jamaican holiday. No info on whether it's a double or twin room so our money's on eBay removing this listing due to potential hanky panky. Click here to see the original auction.
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Escorted Caribbean 5* All inclusive Jamaican holiday
Couples Swept Away, Negril ; 5th to 12th February 2007
Winning Bid: WITHDRAWN BY EBAY
Number of Bids:
Auction ends: 06-Jan-07 10:34:53 GMT
Item Location: Wokingham, Berkshire, UK
Auction No. 160067295942
Seller ID: adam1630
Winning bidder:
Item description:
Welcome to my holiday auction page with a difference.
Well, we've all been there I'm sure, booked a nice holiday with your partner, paid 50% of the costs and then found yourself dumped!....bummer
Any sensible person would just cancel the holiday and get a refund, unfortunately the Virgin flights are fully paid for and non refundable, the 15% hotel deposit is paid and that is also non refundable, maybe I'm just a tight wad, or maybe I just hate seeing anything go waste, but I want to go to Jamaica.
So, what we have here is a once in a lifetime opportunity to grab a hugely discounted luxury holiday in Couples Swept away resort, negril in Jamaica
These links will show you the resort details and trip advisor reports:
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Total cost of the holiday was £2,400 (£1,200 each) balance to pay is only £642 each. So effectively for a reasonable amount someone can grab an £1,200 holiday at just about half price, the only catch is you have to come with me....As many of my friends would say, "that is just too high a price to pay" but what the hell, nothing ventured, nothing gained.
I do have to have a few rules, after all, I'd hate to spend time on holiday with ************************************ use your imagination, Ebay rules don't allow me to say what I really mean!!!
So
1) Hotel resort is for heterosexual couples only, so Graham Norton need not apply
2) Not sure I fancy taking someone who has a jealous husband, I like my arams and legs where they are
3) Don't really fancy going with my Granny ;-)
4) Apart from that it's open season
Resort is really all inclusive, Diving, watersports (behave!!!) food and drink all included without extra cost, so if you are a certified diver, even better!!!
Finally, apparently I'm a spitting image of "Brad Pitt" ;-) so what are you waiting for?????
Get Bidding
PS, someone suggested it my be worth saying pre-approved bidders only, after all I do have some standards!!!!
PPS. Suppose I had better reserve the right to end the auction early if anything strange happens, after all I could get abducted by aliens and not be able to go myself, at least that way I could claim on the travel insurance!!
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