Home > eBay News > Crap CastingCrap Castingposted 31st August, 2006 @ 13:07 by King NutterRating & Latest Comments Suri Cruise's First Poop (Removed from eBay, archived here ) has been cast in bronze and put up for auction. It appears to be a very firm stool for a first motion, but as his Dad has been turning out solid crap for the last few years it must run in the family. IMPORTANT: LISTING FOR INFO PURPOSES ONLY. NOT FOR SALE HERE.SURI CRUISE’S BRONZED BABY POOPDaniel Edwards Bronze Cast  Winning Bid: Number of Bids: Auction ends: Sep-07-06 12:32:44 PDT Item Location: New York City, United States Auction No. 200021983816 Seller ID: davidkesting Winning bidder: Item description: Your bidding on the item pictured to the left. "Suri Cruise's Baby Poop Bronzed " a bronze cast by Artist Daniel Edwards. The sculpture is life size and comes with a small stand and plaque engraved with its title and date. Presentation ceremony with the artists will be held at the gallery on Friday, September 8th from 6:00 to 9:00 pm. Below is further information on the work of art. Please read or bidders notice at the bottom of the auction for all bidding details and Good Luck! Daniel Edwards SURI CRUISE'S BRONZED BABY POOP Show Dates - August 30 -September 9 Reception with the artist: Friday, September 8th 6-9pm Capla Kesting Fine Art is located at: 121 Roebling St, 7-8 - Brooklyn, NY 11211 phone: 917-650-3760 Bedford Ave L Train at the corner of North 5th and Roebling. Gallery Hours: Thursday - Saturday from 1:00 to 6:00 pm or by appointment. SURI CRUISE’S BRONZED BABY POOP Healthy 'Evidence' Of Tom And Katie’s Baby Goes On Ebay BROOKLYN, NY (August 2006) – Bronzed baby shoes are out, and bronzed baby poop is in, for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as they celebrate baby’s "first poop". The commemoration of baby Suri Cruise’s first poop strives to be the evidence of her existence for a public yet to see photos of the superstar couple’s four month old infant. Suri Cruise’s commissioned bronzed baby poop goes on display August 30th at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district and will be offered on eBay. Suri’s bronzed poop is purportedly cast from the excretion of her first solid meal. "Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table," said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art. "A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family." Suri’s bronzed baby poop will be exhibited under a display case until the ebay auction ends, explains Kesting, but he admits they’ve commissioned artist Daniel Edwards to produce a limited edition plaster replica. Casting of the baby poop with a bronze finish and mounted on a base that includes a brass plate engraved with baby Suri’s name, comes at a time when Tom Cruise is increasingly known for his eccentricity. Capla Kesting Fine Art assures the trend for bronzing baby poop isn’t so eccentric and simply follows the popularity of the critically acclaimed children’s book, "Everybody Poops". The gallery says it supports Tom Cruise's and Katie Holmes’s decision to withhold images of baby Suri from the public, though gossip magazines speculate the reason may be that Suri may be deformed. The gallery asserts its bronzed baby poop reinforces claims, made after celebrity sightings of Suri, that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a healthy baby. Reception for Suri's bronzed baby poop will be held September 8th from 6:00 to 9:00 PM at 121 Roebling St., Brooklyn NY 11211. The gallery can be reached at www.caplakesting.com or by phone at 917-650-3760. IMPORTANT: LISTING FOR INFO PURPOSES ONLY. NOT FOR SALE HERE.  Digg It |  Add to del.icio.us
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