Home > eBay News > The Green StuffThe Green Stuffposted 6th January, 2006 @ 13:14 by King NutterRating & Latest Comments Silly season begins with this unwanted cooked Brussels Sprout. Many flatulent imitations have popped up including this whole Christmas dinner which, with the current bid at £7,100, we think is a much better deal. IMPORTANT: LISTING FOR INFO PURPOSES ONLY. NOT FOR SALE HERE.cooked unwanted brussel sprout from christmas Winning Bid: $1,550 23 Bids Auction started: Dec 31 2005 Auction ended: Jan 07 2006 Item Location: Stockton on Tees, Cleveland, UK Auction No. 5651954281 Seller ID: leigh3387 Winner ID: rachel6096 UNWANTED BRUSSEL SPROUT THIS BRUSSEL SPROUT IS DESPERATE TO FIND A HOME. AFTER GOING THROUGH THE PAIN OF BEING BOILED IN A PAN HE WAS NEVER PICKED TO BE EATEN. HE SAT ALONE IN THE PAN WHILE ALL THE OTHER SPROUTS WHERE WARM WITH A BLANKET OF GRAVY.AS I WAS ABOUT TO WASH UP I NOTICED THIS LITTLE BRUSSEL SPROUT ALONE IN THE PAN AND I TOOK PITY ON HIM AND PROMISED HIM A NEW HOME. SO THERE YOU HAVE IT IF YOU WANT THE CHANCE TO PURCHASE THIS UNWANTED SPROUT START BIDDING! THIS SPROUT IS FULLY COOKED AND HAS BEEN FROZEN UNTILL BIDDING ENDS AS HE SLEEPS IN THE FREEZER HE HIS DREAMING OF HIS NEW HOME (POSTAGE IS FREE!) NICHOLAS IS THE ORIGINAL EBAY SPROUT PLEASE IGNORE ALL OTHER IMITATIONS. NICHOLAS THE SPROUT AS HEARD OF ON MANY RADIO STATIONS NICHOLAS STARTED OFF AS A CHRISTMAS JOKE HE HAS NOW BECOME FAMOUS AND HAS NOW DECIDED 95% OF THE WINNING BID WILL GO TO CANCER RESEARCH UK THE OUSTANDING WILL PAY FOR THE EBAY FEES. NICHOLAS MADE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER TODAY. HE HAS HAD MANY OFFERS OF TV, RADIO AND WILL EVEN APPEAR IN THE DAILY EXPRESS AFTER HAVING HIS PHOTO TOOK TODAY.  Digg It |  Add to del.icio.us
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