Little Britain sidekick David Walliams outdid himself in unfunniness with his outfit for Matt Lucas' panto themed wedding reception. According to the name tag on his jacket (which sadly you can't see very well in this picture) he was dressed as Christopher Biggins. He was obviously sick of people coming up to him asking "what he'd come as". LATEST: We are pleased to report that this article makes page two on an MSN Search for "Gay Prick"
Lizzie Bolden has sadly passed away at the age of 116, the second "oldest person" to do so in as many weeks. We'd never heard of either of them before. Why doesn't the media celebrate them while they're alive? Death, death, death. That's all they care about. Who's the oldest person alive NOW? Find out soon. When they're dead.
Thumbs up to the driver of the 73 bus who warned us he was coming down Oxford Street with a gentle tap on his horn. There's too much aggressive honking in this country. Drivers do the "polite toot" all the time in New York City, so why not here?
London Lite is an evening version of Metro. These papers are designed for people to read in 20 minutes - the average length of an urban commute (if only). Why then do they print Demon Sudokus from Hell? These are impossible and they say they're 2 out of 5 for hardness. Is a Number 5 blank??? Come on LL - look at your demographic...
And while we're on the subject, why do newspapers et al publish the "solutions" to a Sudoku? Who ever checks what number goes where? If you do one wrong the correct response is to scribble all over it violently, not "keep it and check the answer tomorrow".
Spreadable "butters" are up to 30% vegetable fat. Lurpack and Country Life rely on their branding to make us think these are pure butter products. Notice it doesn't actually say it's butter anywhere on the box. This is deceptive. Own up or put the butter back in you Dirty Dairies. And the lids always break.
