Whilst terrified Boston officials cleared the streets to protect citizens from these promotional Mooninites, savvy sellers were having away with them to flog on eBay. Placed in public locations to plug Aqua Teen Hunger Force the LED encrusted battery powered monoliths were a little too bomblike for the authorities of the Massachuetts capital to ignore. The two video artists responsible are currently banged up. Click to see one in auction.
You did "The Spit Out"??? Yes Kramer, I did "The Spit Out". You spat OUT? Uh-huh. RIGHT out. Don't you see what you've done here, Jerry? You spat the gum OUT. You SPAT it, Jerry. There's no way out. You're all s-s-spat out. Yep. But at least I don't hate people based on the colour of their skin. See what he spat.
For those of you who don't know eBay started in San Francisco's Bay Area, hence its name. One user has got a bit miffed with the company's policies and has listed The Golden Gate Bridge on the site as a protest to eBay president Bill Cobb. The silly seller lists the item location as Brooklyn NY! Now even WE know that's wrong. See the actual listing or click the pic if its been removed.
Imagine being able to buy a new life. A new identity, someone else's possessions, talents, memories, even the odd bad joke. Science Fiction? Don't be daft. It's on eBay of course. 24 year old Australian surf dude Nick Holt is auctioning off his life. Brace yourself for a deluge of copycats: Swap your life with my Grandma, goldfish, pencil...
Officals on Sanibel Island in Florida threatened an eBay seller with two months in jail and a $500 fine for trying to knock off sand from its beaches. Seemingly it's illegal for conservation reasons. "Honest m'lud, it was stuck between me toes". Click here for the removed listing.
It is reported that this paper cup used by Elvis Presley has just sold for $204. Looks pretty manky to us and the eBay auction appears to list the item as unsold so we are in Suspicious Minds about the facts here. If you can supply a better contextual Elvis pun than that, please leave it in the comments. Thang you very much. You can view the original auction here.
For anyone that couldn't get to one of the Godfather of Soul's live gigs, here's your chance to buy a program from his funeral. According to News 12 in Augusta, the printer ran a few too many copies and is knocking off the spares on eBay. Mind you, people who attended the funeral are flogging them too. We're not sure which is worse. Click here to see one of the auctions.
Mary and Jim Walker are knocking off the snow which has fallen on their Loveland, Colarado home. Prepare yourself for an avalanche of weather related auctions: Jars of rain, gusts of wind and rays of sunshine. London based, we're hoping for an increase in pollution so we can sell some pea-souper. Gor blimey. Click here to see the original auction.
...with Adam Croot. He's the jilted geezer that's auctioning his spare place on a Jamaican holiday. No info on whether it's a double or twin room so our money's on eBay removing this listing due to potential hanky panky. Click here to see the original auction.
These prop eyeballs from Pink Floyd's Pulse Tour have just been sold for an eyepopping £16,500. Sold as seen. Not been tested. Very short-sighted we think. Please add further eye-related puns to the comments section. Click here to see the original auction.
